Beard Liberation Front
June 9th
Beard Campaigners issue warm weather guidelines for the hirsute
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued guidelines for the hirsute as much of Britain moves into a period of warmer weather.
Tips for protecting the Beard in warm weather
If the beard is above six inches in length moderate summer pruning may be in order. However this will only be needed if the warm weather continues
If the beard starts to overheat immersing it in a chiller cabinet of the nearest supermarket will provide an instant remedy. Alternatively a hand cranked fan may be used.
During warmer weather it is important to fully air the follicles by exercising the beard out of doors
If the beard starts to dry out in the heat and follicles become brittle regular immersion in a glass of craft beer or lager will moisturise and nourish the beard
Do not use beard oils. In heat these may make the beard a sticky mess
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, as well as warmer temperatures the UV index will be high
For those who have not been out much so far in 2023 there is an additional danger to the follicles. Shielding the beard with a mask or bandana may be prudent in this case.
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