The Ambridge Socialist
18th July
New characters in Ambridge: Kyle, ‘Yam Yam’ York & ‘Leyla’
New characters appearing in Ambridge are not that usual not least because of strict BBC budget limits on how many can appear in each week.
While three new characters did appear this week two were actually, so far, virtual
‘Yam Yam’* York is in fact Ed Grundy’s former PE teacher. Clearly the two did not get on well. Yam Yam was getting married to the schools Head of Chemistry and required the services of Eddie Grundy’s ‘free’ chauffeur service for his stag night. However he fell asleep in the car which obviously Eddie hadn’t checked properly. Hence he had to borrow an ill fitting suit from Ed and rush to his wedding service in the morning. Readers will get the picture. It was a bit laboured..
Kyle is a neighbour of Helen who has been posting (at best) rude things about here on the residents WhatsApp group. Joy has purged him but another Admin has added him again. Lee is not happy but who is Kyle and what has he got against Helen? We think he may be the former Borsetshire organiser of UKIP.
Finally ‘Leyla’ is Roy’s new special friend who he has never met and very probably never will as its not likely she or he exists outside of the interwebs… We suspect Knacker Burns
Joy’s Scare Cow..
Surely Brian Aldridge knows something about Scary Cows..
Ben & the NHS
In an entirely separate storyline Ben has been discussing with Roooth his aim to become an NHS nurse. We can only applaud it.
Tolpuddle Festival 2021
The annual Tolpuddle Festival takes place this weekend, mainly but not entirely digital. Following its now long history of ignoring workers issues the Archers had nothing to say on it. We understand that Eddie Grundy is a regular attender of the cider tent
*The Ambridge Socialist Editorial Board advises that Yam Yam is a term for someone from the Black Country and perhaps specifically Wolverhampton
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