The Ambridge Socialist
24th July
Kyle revealed to be ex-leader of Borsetshire UKIP
Last week the Ambridge Socialist ran a poll on the identity of Kyle a new Ambridge resident living close to Helen and Lee who appeared to be a thoroughly obnoxious individual.
Most respondents thought Kyle was in fact Nigel Farage. While the odious racist himself has a new temporary job on an obscure TV channel, it has become clear that Kyle is indeed the ex-leader of Borsetshire UKIP.
Several encounters with Helen and Lee have so far concluded with Helen threatening to tell Kyle’s wife of the presence of another woman in his house. Entirely true to form for an upholder of true British values of course.
The influencers of Ambridge
With Ben and Ruairi off to study for degrees in September it’s a final summer together and Thursday saw them blag their way into the VIP area of a club. Here they met an influencer. Who the influencers of Ambridge are is not clear, and possibly even less clear to a section of Archers listeners who have never heard of the concept..
Is Adam having an affair?
Actually we don’t know and don’t much care. It’s unlikely to make him less boring. Unfortunately now that Alice has (possibly) left the storyline again it looks like we will be hearing a good deal more about this in the weeks to come.
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