Failed politician Nigel Farage currently has a nightly show on an obscure and little watched TV station. So desperate are they that when the Beard Liberation Front asked him on Monday evening if beards were vote winners he answered on air.
The noted pogonophobe, who has never worn a beard in any of his many unsuccessful efforts to be an MP, argued that it doesnt look as if beards are vote winners. For ‘balance’ he then suggested that perhaps there shouldnt be discrimination.
BLFOrganiser Keith Flett said, the increasing number of beard wearers on both sides of the Common clearly think that facial hair is a vote winner. However for Farage it remains the case that there is no success like failure.
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