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The Ambridge Socialist. It’s Official. Brian Aldridge is a Dinosaur

In Uncategorized on August 8, 2021 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

8th August

Brian Aldridge admits he is a dinosaur.

Ruari has come out as bi-sexual to Jennifer and Brian. She is enthusiastic. Brian has had to check to see what that means but is prepared to admit that he is a dinosaur. Who knew?

Shula falls off a pony but finds lurve

Shula has fallen off a new pony while speaking to Neil on the mobile about a shed. As a result she has a broken arm and has had to postpone the latest round of her vicar training. Neil has been round to ‘help’. Shula has now confessed to Alistair that she might be in ‘lurve’ with Neil.

Eggs crisis at Brookfield

Josh’s eggs business is in crisis because the shells are too thin after he failed to make sure the hens were adequately dosed with various things. Daveed is unhappy but is prepared to accept that Josh is getting better at crisis management an essential requirement for any long term Ambridge resident

Amy

Chris has been whingeing again and after ringing Amy and discovering that Alice has been carrying on drinking has suggested that she returns to Ambridge. It’s a serious story line but not one we suspect with a happy ending

Village Fete Celeb update

The Ambridge Socialist vote has found that Kathy Burke and Michael Rosen are joint favourites to open the Village fete. Is Lynda Snell listening?

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