The Ambridge Socialist
22nd August
Vince has more ex-wives than Boris Johnson
Vince Casey has de-invited and then re-invited Elizabeth to his daughter’s wedding which is being held at Brookfield barn. Cue much angst, at least on BBC reports from Ambridge. It turned out that all of Vince’s three ex-wives will be in attendance and there might be issues. Indeed, he seems to have more ex-partners than Boris Johnson. Its not yet known, possibly by him and everyone else, how many children he actually has.
Jackie Weaver promotes Shires
Jackie Weaver opened the village fete last Sunday and saw off a small gathering of UKIP protesters. More importantly she was keen to try Shires. We wonder if it is now being promoted as craft beer? Ms Weaver’s appearance started some social media chuntering, mainly we suspect by LibDem types about her precise role in the affair of Handforth Parish Council and whether this could in any way be compared to its Ambridge counterpart. It is August
Alice goes back to Rehab. Adam has a new job
Alice has checked herself back into Rehab with funds being supplied via Shula, much to Jennifer’s consternation. Yet another split in the Ambridge ruling class. Meanwhile Adam has got a new job which for those who thought he was and is unemployable outside of the family farm may turn out to be an interesting development.
With luck however we will be hearing a bit less from both for a while. There is only so much Ambridge ruling class angst that socialists can be bothered with.
Call Me Russ & Lily have away night. Where was the shower scene?
Call Me Russ Jones and Lily have had a night at Grey Gables (paid for by Lily obviously). We can only assume it was a night of passion but we cant be sure because unaccountably there was no shower scene.
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