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Neil Hamilton faces Laurence Fox in Face Off for Scariest Halloween Beard

In Uncategorized on October 27, 2021 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 23rd October

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NEIL HAMILTON FACES LAURENCE FOX IN FACE OFF FOR SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt is firmly open as Laurence Fox faces Neil Hamilton in a Face Off for the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2021

The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.

The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, facial hair is part of Halloween tradition. We aim every year to subvert some of the pogonophobia that lies behind that,  while looking in a light hearted way at ‘scary’ beards.

Scary Beard of Halloween 2021

Eric Trump

Richard Branson

Mick Hucknall

Laurence Fox Winner Monster Round One

Ted Cruz

Neil Hamilton Winner Monster Round Two

Philip Green

Antony Worrall Thompson

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