Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 30th October
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NEIL HAMILTON & LAURENCE FOX VOTED ‘SCARIEST’ HALLOWEEN BEARDS
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt door is firmly open as Halloween approaches and controversialist Laurence Fox and UKIP leader Neil Hamilton have been voted the Scariest Beards of Halloween 2021.
The unlikely pair saw off a number of other contenders to take the annual accolade, which is designed in practice to debunk the idea that beards are scary at any time of year.
The title is awarded each year on October 31st, and takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, facial hair is part of Halloween tradition. We aim every year to subvert some of the pogonophobia that lies behind that, while looking in a light hearted way at ‘scary’ beards.
Scary Beard of Halloween 2021
Eric Trump
Richard Branson
Mick Hucknall
Laurence Fox Winner Monster Round One
Ted Cruz
Neil Hamilton Winner Monster Round Two
Philip Green
Antony Worrall Thompson
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