The Ambridge Socialist
7th November
Mystery Plays to start on Boxing Day but who will play God?
Lynda Snell has rewritten the Mystery Plays and they will start on Boxing Day the BBC has reported. Kirsty will return reluctantly as usual as chief organiser and press-ganger of participants. However with the departure of Bert Fry there is a vacancy for God. Does it need to be filled, if as many on the Editorial Board of the Ambridge Socialist think, God doesn’t really exist? The answer may still be yes as Mystery Plays are also part of historical folklore when most did believe in God.
Given its Ambridge it should really be an Archer unless of course the world is going to be turned upside down
The Ambridge Socialist poll
Blake, Sgt Knacker Burns, Kirsty & Philip Moss
Are you keeping up here? A good deal of complex human life is playing out after all. The Sherlock Holmes of Ambridge Sgt Knacker Burns is still on the trail of modern slavers and is trying to get Blake to tell him what he knows about the network behind Philip Moss. Blake is rightly suspicious of police officers but wants Knacker Burns to sort a prison visit with Moss. Blake feels Moss had good intentions which might seem odd given that he used him as slave labour. However previous to that Blake was on the streets so it can be understood, but not sustained. One exploiter might be more pleasant than another but exploiters they are
In other news
Lilian is still giving up smoking
Lynda plans to accept her MBE. This is ill advised
Natasha isn’t happy about Summer Orchard becoming part of Archers Dynasty plc at Bridge Farm. Realistically she will have no choice. That’s why it’s called the Archers
Policeman Burns is more like the Detectives, Robert Powell or Jasper Carrot, bumbling fool.