The Ambridge Socialist
November 14th
Free Pass for Sgt Knacker Burns
Knacker Burns has been called in to see the boss. Not about his now legendary failure to find the missing bunting but a more recent transgression. Burns had told Kirsty that Blake wanted to visit Philip Moss in jail. Because Knacker wanted information about the slave gang network Moss was involved with from Blake he had agreed to ‘see what he could do’. Kirsty then contacted Moss and told him whereupon Moss made a complaint to the police.
Knacker Burns had jeopardised an important investigation into modern slavery by his unprofessional approach. However it being the police, Knacker was told to take more care in future and sent on his way.
Natasha: no direction home
Natasha is still looking for an office space at Bridge Farm. Tony’s model railway bunker is too small and the milking shed is required for, er, milking the cows. What’s wrong with using a tent?
The Mystery Plays: Ambridge Socialist poll backs No God, No Master option.
The search for God- that is someone to play God in the forthcoming Mystery Plays has continued. Oliver was in the frame but understandably is not keen. The Ambridge Socialist readers poll found most support for there being no need for a God or indeed any Masters. However if God is absolutely essential Eddie Grundy came a close second.
In other news
Eddie has talked Oliver into allowing the use of the Grey Gables ballroom for the renewal of his wedding vows with Clarrie. Baggie’s homebrew is involved…
Mike Tucker & Co. are set to return to Ambridge over Christmas. Perhaps he’ll bring some union recruitment forms with him.
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