Beard Liberation Front
22nd November
Paul McCartney bagel ‘sandwich’ declared NOT beard friendly
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that a Paul McCartney recipe for a bagel ‘sandwich’ is not beard friendly.
Speaking at the launch of a new Linda McCartney cookbook, McCartney revealed his recipe.
The Bagel is split into three.
On the bottom goes a layer of marmite, and then a layer of lettuce.
On top of this goes hummus and then tomato, cheese and pickles
A further lettuce leaf is added topped with a honey and mustard dressing.
The campaigners say that while the flavour combination is intriguing, the reality is that despite the lettuce, the hummus will find a way out of the bagel and into the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett, we’d suggest substituting marmite peanut butter for the hummus which would enhance the beard friendliness of the bagel ‘sandwich’ considerably.
Well maybe not? It’s difficult to not support the BLF for their campaigning after years of discrimination and oppression, but is their apparent current militancy and food delicacy cancelling undermining the equal rights of the non bearded to campaign for safe spaces to consume ‘messy’ food? 🤔