The Ambridge Socialist
28th November
The Great British Haircut
Its been haircut week in Ambridge thanks to trainee hairdresser Chelsea. Lynda has been re-fashioned as a Pixie although Lilian (Chill Lil..) avoided the scissors. Later in the week discovering Blake sitting in a shelter at Borchester bus station Chelsea whisked him off to Ambridge for a Jack Grealish style cut which seems to have impressed him.
The Vicar has over imbibed on the Tumble Tussocks
Officiating at the renewal of wedding vows between Eddie and Clarrie in the Cider Barn last Sunday Alan the Vicar had a slight over imbibement issue on the Tumble Tussocks. Oliver Sterling had to step in with some appropriate verbiage. It appears the Bishop found out and Alan now has to deliver a rambling speech (sober)between Xmas and New Year to show contrition.
Clarrie and Eddie head to France
Clarrie and Eddie headed to Paris for a honeymoon. There has been no update but Macron is sounding ever more exasperated with the Brits so it seems likely that he has encountered Eddie
In other news
Its muddy at Brookfield
The Professor has reminded Jazzer that he is not forever young
Mia and Chelsea may not the dream team, but they are interesting Ambridge residents, unlike some men we can think of…
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