The Ambridge Socialist
5th December
Chelsea does Knacker Burns work for him on Blake
While Sgt Knacker Burns has managed to persuade Blake to talk about who Philip Moss sold him and the other two modern slaves to, this time last year, it was Chelsea that did the real work. She was able to get Blake to see, through discussion of an interview with Blake in the Borchester Echo, that Moss was not the person he thought he was, paying him nothing while claiming his benefits. Next Knacker can resolve the issue of the bunting.
Mia and Virtue Signalling
After a ‘discussion’ with Chelsea Mia has agreed that much of climate activity amounts to virtue signalling and asked Lynda Snell for some guidance on effective campaigning. It may be that Mia really knows more about the matter than she thinks. While virtue signalling wont change the world, given how few people in Ambridge do it, its still an important matter.
Hazel is back
Occasional Ambridge visitor and noted all round nuisance Hazel is back. She has Long COVID and so has been circumspect on life, the universe and everything. So far
Eddie & the donkey
Benjamin the donkey cant do the Mystery Plays. He has a unique Grundy charisma (possibly due to the cider he drinks) and Eddie is struggling to find a replacement. Couldn’t Call Me Russ Jones be called in as a substitute?
In other news
Its time for the traditional Grundy Christmas turkey crisis
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