CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
press release 11th December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
SHORTLIST UNVEILED FOR REAL ‘ORGANIC’ SANTA OF THE YEAR
The Campaign for Real Santas, which campaigns for Santas to have genuine organic or knitted beards, has named its shortlist of people who could be the ideal organic Santa of 2021.
The nominations for Real Santa of 2021 are:-
Philip Ardagh, author
Brian Blessed, Actor
Michael Rosen, author & broadcaster
Ricky Tomlinson, actor and activist
The Campaign for Real Santas believes that only Santas with genuine, organic or knitted beards should be deputies for Santa, world famous for his organic beard, in the run up to Xmas
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, We don’t know for sure that any of the people on the shortlist do help Santa at this time of year but we do think they are potentially excellent role models for real Santas as opposed to the absurd false bearded types.
An On-Line poll for the Organic Santa 2021 is now open & will close at midday on Thursday 16th December
Notes
HOW TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
Tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
The Campaign For Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and gruffness and a real organic beard.
Organic Santa of 2021 is announced on 18th December. Michael Rosen was the 2020 Organic Santa of the Year
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