CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
press release 18th December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
MICHAEL ROSEN VOTED REAL ‘ORGANIC’ SANTA OF THE YEAR
The Campaign for Real Santas, which campaigns for Santas to have genuine organic or knitted beards, has said that for the second year running author and broadcaster Michael Rosen has been voted the ideal organic Santa of the year
The Votes for the for Real Santa of 2021 were:-
Philip Ardagh, author 11%
Brian Blessed, Actor 27.5%
Michael Rosen, author & broadcaster 41.3%
Ricky Tomlinson, actor and activist 20.2%
The Campaign for Real Santas believes that only Santas with genuine, organic or knitted beards should be deputies for Santa, world famous for his organic beard, in the run up to Xmas
The best organic Santas not only of course have a genuine beard but the gravitas and presence that Santas bring to their annual appearances.
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, We don’t know for sure that any of the people on the shortlist do help Santa at this time of year but we do think they are potentially excellent role models for real Santas as opposed to the absurd false bearded types. Michael Rosen deserves congratulations for winning the vote two years running. He is a role model for all aspiring Santas
An On-Line poll for the Organic Santa 2021 was held between 11th-16th December
Notes
HOW TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
Tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
The Campaign For Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and gruffness and a real organic beard.
Organic Santa of 2021 is announced on 18th December. Michael Rosen was the 2020 Organic Santa of the Year
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