The Ambridge Socialist
19th December
Mia needs to collectivise hunting protest before Boxing Day
Mia has done the right thing again and staged a protest against Borsetshire Land’s bird shooting for the rich. This annoyed, of course, Martyn Gibson who threatened the police, and class collaborator Will who just happens to be Mia’s father. Farm manager Stella, who should really be a trade union official, persuaded Mia that while her protest was understandable, then and there was not the place for it.
The Ambridge Socialist says that Mia needs to recruit some supporters and disrupt the Boxing Day Hunt
Sgt Knacker Burns needs to wear bunting not a loin cloth for the Mysteries
Sgt Knacker Burns who is playing Jesus in the Mysteries(as in Jesus Christ!!!) has complained that he will only be wearing a loin cloth and will get cold. Perhaps the ‘missing’ bunting would be warmer but Knacker must surely reflect that a policeman’s lot is not a happy one.
So, Farewell then Blake
Blake is off to new accommodation and a new job elsewhere. It’s almost exactly a year since Moss’s modern slaving activities were ‘discovered’, although the ruling class of Ambridge had happily used his building company. There should be a statue of Blake on the village green to remind them of their negligence.
In other news
Tom and Natasha are moving in with Pat and Tony. Happy Days.
A split in the local ruling class means Brookfield’s barn may not be available for the Mystery Plays
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