Beard Liberation Front
20th December
Beard Power wins Chilean Election
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has welcomed news that the left candidate Gabriel Boric has defeated his clean shaven far right rival to become President of Chile.
Boric is a long time beard wearer, and the campaigners say that his beard power may have played an important part in his victory.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Gabriel Boric’s victory will be welcomed by all progressive beard wearers. Hopefully it will draw a final line under the years of dictatorship (1973-1990) which were literally years of barbers and barbarism.
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