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Beard Wearers give Boris Johnson New Year’s Honour

In Uncategorized on December 31, 2021 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

31st December

Contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard wearers give Boris Johnson New Year’s Honour

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has announced its New Year’s Honours list.

Pride of Place goes to author and Arsenal fan Michael Rosen who has been voted Beard of the Year for the second year running

Most promising newcomer has been named as Liberal Democrat MP Tim Farron (though currently clean shaven again)

The Public Service to the Hirsute Award 2021 has been given to Boris Johnson for remaining clean shaven throughout the year and not bringing beard wearing into disrepute as a result.

The most impressive sporting beard has been awarded to England cricketer Moeen Ali

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, in various ways those named have contributed to another positive year for the hirsute and are fully deserving of a New Year Beard Honour. That includes Boris Johnson who has made a great contribution by not growing a beard.

One Response to “Beard Wearers give Boris Johnson New Year’s Honour”

  1. StMary Leigh's avatar

    Excellent award to the beardless brainless leader

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