Beard Liberation Front
6th January
A new haircut won’t save obsfucator Johnson. Only a New Year beard can help now
The Beard Liberation Front the informal network of beard wearers has said that Boris Johnson’s new haircut and an attempt at an image re-launch has already been deemed a failure. At Prime Minister’s Questions on 5th January Johnson’s latest obsfucations were successfully called out by Labour Deputy Leader Angela Rayner (Keir Starmer is understood to be isolating in an attempt to grow a beard himself).
The campaigners say that while they have no desire to see Johnson stay at No.10 a moment more than necessary the reality that he is likely to be replaced by another clean shaven Tory does provide context.
In the circumstances the BLF is suggesting that Johnson grow a New Year beard in honour of the last Prime Minister with a beard Lord Salisbury, a Tory who stood down 120 years ago in 1902.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, if Johnson’s beard is as untidy and unkempt as his hair usually is it could set a whole new trend in beards.
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