The Ambridge Socialist
16th January
Hazel Woolley is right about Ambridge. That’s why it’s so interesting
Hazel Woolley’s latest appearance in Ambridge appears to be a brief one. She has worked out that no one in the village likes her. Hence she has re-let the flat above the village shop that she booted Tom and Natasha out of and reminded Peggy that Ambridge is a small minded shithole.
She’s right of course but this is what makes the place so interesting. We’ve had over 70 years of rural dystopia and look forward to more, unless of course we can get the red flag flying on the village green in which case the future will be bright.
Stella comes to realise that everyone in Ambridge is related to each other
Vince Casey made the discovery last year and now the new farmer manager at Home Farm Stella is coming to realise that in Ambridge everyone is related to everyone else (except Sgt Knacker Burns obviously). In this case she agreed to employ Alice on a part-time basis only to find Ed objecting over a previous incident Alice had been involved. Alice doesn’t work there anymore now.
Mike needs to lose weight
Like many men of his age Mike Tucker needs to lose weight. Drinking down the Bull and eating curries aren’t helping but on the other hand Mike has an active lifestyle which will be helping.
Lockdown breaches in Ambridge
Were there lockdown breaches in Ambridge? Almost certainly as most of the time the residents didn’t seem to be aware they were in one. Fortunately for them they have someone even more effective than the Met at not investigating the matter, the aforementioned Sgt Burns.
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