Beard Liberation Front
17th January
Campaigners call on Nigel Farage to salute the flag as GB News plays the anthem at 05.59 each day
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has called on Nigel Farage to appear live on the right-wing views channel GB News at 05.59 every day to salute the Union Jack as it plays a version of the national anthem.
The campaigners say that Nigel Farage has never had a beard although he did briefly sport a rather doubtful moustache. However part of the BLF’s founding principles is that people should be able to dress and appear as they want. On that basis the BLF has called for Farage, who has a penchant for wearing shorts, to show his true patriotism by saluting the flag live wearing a pair of Union Jack pants each morning.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, GB News has said that their version of the anthem will be accompanied by pictures from around the UK. We think that whatever audience the channel has at 05.59 would much prefer to see live coverage of Nigel Farage in truly patriotic union jack pants
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