The Ambridge Socialist
23rd January
Valentine’s at The Bull- why not a shower in the pub garden?
Jolene and Kenton have been trying to work out what will fill the Bull on Valentine’s Night. It being the Archers a range of unlikely ideas have been floated but the obvious one has so far been missed. The Bull may be known for Shires bitter and a deceased peacock but it is surely best known for a shower scene between Jolene and her former partner the late Sid Perks. Why not hire a portable shower place it in the pub garden and give prizes for the best showering couple…..
Sgt Burns plans to get baptized. Is it weird?
Sgt Knacker Burns is concerned that he was never baptized and now plans to make it happen. He notes that some find it ‘weird’. The Ambridge Socialist’s view is that people can believe or not as they choose, but please keep it to yourself Sgt Knacker.
Chris & Tom: no direction home.
There is always strong competition for the most boring Ambridge residents and a discussion this week between Chris and Tom set a high bar for 2022. Chris is moving into the flat above the village shop that Hazel kicked Tom and Natasha out of. He is also pursuing a divorce with Alice who is being far more level headed than he is about it. Tom meanwhile is being his useful self. It almost makes us wish we could hear from Alistair and Adam….
Jazzer is behind with the rent
The Professor has complained to Jazzer that he is late with his rent. The Ambridge Socialist says that as Jazzer has to live under the same roof as Alistair and the Prof he should be able to do so rent free
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