
The Ambridge Socialist
6th February
Concern for Susan as she describes David Archer as ‘masterful’
With Neil otherwise engaged, Susan appeared at Adam & Ian’s for an evening meal and drink. It was one of those Ambridge occasions. Susan and Ian (Adam doesn’t do fun) came up with an idea for the Bull’s Valentine’s Night in the course of which Susan revealed that she had a crush on David Archer who she claimed was ‘masterful’ in the Ambridge Mystery plays. Concerning news indeed. Susan may need help, but not from David.
Berrow Farm crisis continues
Brian has been reviewing the latest Berrow Farm financials and has faced questions from Martyn Gibson Borchester Land’s enforcer. It appears pigs are in crisis.
Phoebe: Hello, Goodbye…
Phoebe has reappeared (the lurve child of Kate and Roy for the unfamiliar) fended off an attempt by Kate to get her to speak at a conference on rewilding. She then announced to Roy that aside from a new partner she has a job in the Highlands. So it appears to be hello, goodbye to Phoebe for the time being. That said there are a significant number of people in the village we hear too little from- due to both BBC budgets and time constraints
In Other News
Chris has shingles and Martha has measles
Saint Harrison of the Immaculate Truncheon. Kenton (via Keri Davies)


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