The Ambridge Socialist
20th February
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Chris is divorcing Alice and that means a reckoning of assets. Brian has consulted a lawyer and discovered that a settlement with Chris could be ‘eye-watering’ in terms of the future of Home Farm. But if he sold the remaining house and lived with Jennifer in a Yurt it might be ok. Meanwhile this could be one of the most meaningful examples of the redistribution of wealth in Ambridge for a very long time.
Rewilding Ambridge Crisis
With Phoebe leaving for Scotland a new person is required to help Rex with the rewilding Ambridge project. The God Mother Peggy who funds and ultimately controls it thinks Kate is ideal. She wants to turn it into a tourist attraction. Rex has the idea of recruiting a far more suitable candidate, Kirsty. However she is off to Bulgaria. We wonder who else is being purged from the village.
Tracey & Chelsea & Jazzer: Steak Bake crisis
Tracey and Chelsea have occupied the Prof’s house while the heating in their own is being sorted. Chelsea seems to get on well with the Prof, an antithesis to his thesis. Both seemed more human than usual, which in Ambridge is unusual. A pity about Jazzer’s steak bake though…
Storm Eunice in Ambridge
The Ambridge Socialist understands that Kate’s yurts are now in Darrington and the gales have blown some mysterious bunting on to the village green. Sgt Knacker Burns is not investigating
In other news
Prof Jim is like a spellcheck(according to Chelsea). When is Wordle coming to Ambridge?
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