The Ambridge Socialist
6th March
The politics of Ambridge Life
Amy, Alice, Fallon & Chris too
Amy is having a career break in Ambridge. Alice is still in Ambridge despite Ruari’s attempt to get her to leave at Xmas. Fallon is the partner of Sgt Harrison ‘Knacker’ Burns (who has given up meat for Lent and is getting baptised) and Chris is the ex-husband of Alice and the village blacksmith. Amy is friends with Alice but rather likes Chris. Fallon is outraged because this might upset Alice. It’s an everyday story of country folk.
Kirsty: should I stay or should I go
Kirsty has had a discussion with Lynda. Lynda makes it clear to Kirsty that her plans to leave Ambridge because it is the centre of the universe and she is destined to help Rex run the rewilding project. Ambridge twinned with the Hotel California, unless you are Nigel Pargetter.
The Ambridge veteran’s cricket team
Tracy is still trying to resurrect the Ambridge cricket team. A meeting at the Bull saw Jazzer and not forever young Leonard, not enough for a team. However the Ambridge veterans project is ‘go’ and there are plenty of potential players to choose from.
Berrow: Justin Elliott renews threat to pull out
We are reaching the bottom line at Berrow Farm pig unit. Justin Elliott wants to sack all the employees. Brian Aldridge can live with just sacking Jazzer, for now. We say NO SACKINGS
In other news
Rex is living on a narrow boat on the Am. Its cold out there
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