Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 30th April
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
HIRSUTE SAY MAY DAY BEARD WAGGLE CAN LEVITATE JOHNSON OUT OF No.10
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the ancient May Day tradition of Beard Waggling will be revived once again on Sunday May 1st as, with the weather set reasonably fair in many areas, the hirsute will celebrate the coming of Spring by waggling their beards
The beard waggle, a traditional British May Day custom, involves shaking the beard vigorously from side to side and in doing so stimulating air currents that can cause objects to levitate slightly.
In 2022 campaigners are aiming to stimulate a collective air current by the beard waggle that will levitate Boris Johnson out of No.10.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett, the Beard Waggle is one of the great May Day traditions. In 2022 we believe that if enough people waggle their beards collectively at midday we can levitate Johnson out of Downing St using the air currents created
Beard Liberation Front guide on how to train for May Day beard waggling
1] Ensure the beard is supple. This may be done by moistening is slightly with water or, if preferred, craft beer.
2] Choose a suitable location to waggle, preferably in the sun rather than the shade
3] Move the beard vigorously from side to side and then up and down while otherwise standing still. Repeat several times
4] While waggling the traditional chant is, Hail the Beard, Hail Spring
5] Alternatively beard wagglers may simply intone Om, Om, Om
6) Beard Waggling may be done standing up or sitting down. The latter may help beard stability while waggling*
*thanks to the South Wales Breakaway Faction of the BLF
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