28th May
The Beard Liberation Front has announced an inquiry into the failure of Jurgen Klopp’s Beard Power in Paris as he was beaten by Ancelloti’s eyebrow 1-0 in the Champions League Final
A BLF poll had backed Klopp’s beard by 69% to Ancelotti’s eyebrow on 27%
Several avenues of inquiry are open:
The Beard had been excessively trimmed
The Beard wilted in a big match atmosphere
Klopp did not the deploy the beard properly
BLF organiser Keith Flett said
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