Beard Liberation Front
15th June
The Beard Liberation Front the informal network of beard wearers has said the England football manager Gareth Southgate has been the victim of beard hatred, pogonophobia, following England’s 4-0 home defeat to Hungary on Tuesday.
The campaigners say that while it was a poor result Southgate’s beard had no central part in it. By contrast England captain Harry Kane did appear to be suffering from tired follicles.
The BLF says that overall Gareth Southgate’s period as England manager has shown great beard power and he deserves praise for that.
BLF organiser Keith Flett said, hands off Gareth Southgate’s beard!!
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