30th June
8th July update. The top two beard haters are in retreat
The Beard Liberation Front the informal network of beard wearers has said that Boris Johnson has retained the Beard Hater of the Year title after narrowly shaving Elon Musk in an online poll. Keir Starmer was third.
Johnson is well known for pogonophonic remarks on issues like string vests and allotments.
Earlier in Beard Week the bacon sandwich was voted most beard friendly and Bob Harris and Michael Rosen were named Hirsute Broadcasters of the Year.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said Boris Johnson might want to check how many of his own MPs have beards these days
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