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Heatwave warning on fried follicles issued to beard wearers

In Uncategorized on August 9, 2022 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front9th August

Contact: BLF Organiser Keith Flett 07803 167266

Heatwave warning on fried follicles issued to beard wearers

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that with a heatwave expected for a week in many parts of the UK the hirsute are at serious risk of frizzled follicles without taking preventative action.

The campaigners say that prolonged exposure to the sun can:

Dry out beard follicles

Like grass cause the follicles to lose natural colour

Cause the follicles to become brittle and drop out

Preventative action is advised by BLF follicle experts is key

Keep the beard damp by occasionally dowsing it with water

Nourish the follicles by drinking water, craft beer or lager regularly

Do not apply any beard oils or balms. These will make matters worse

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our message to the hirsute and their follicles this week is, let’s take care out there

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