Beard Liberation Front
14th August
Beard Wearers urged to avoid using hosepipes to cool beards
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has urged beard wearers to avoid using hosepipes to cool their beards, as drought conditions prevail across much of the UK.
The campaigners say that there is no need to use a hosepipe if follicles became overheated. Placing a few ice cubes in the beard or immersing it in a glass of chilled craft lager will work perfectly well.
The BLF says that while the use of hosepipes to cool follicles is not thought to be widespread it is still wasteful.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, of course the actual answer is to nationalise the water companies. However since that decision rests with clean shaven suit wearers interim measures are needed
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