The Ambridge Socialist
11th September
Sgt Knacker Burns can’t find Chelsea but ‘The Prof’ can
It has been a week of looking for missing Chelsea Horrobin. Sgt Knacker Burns is of course on the job but as Ambridge Socialist readers will know it will take a while. Meanwhile The Prof has texted Chelsea about reality TV such as Celebrity Vets and got an instant response. Never underestimate the impact of a text message.
Is Russell Jones in the frame?
Meanwhile Knacker has been at Lower Loxley questioning Call Me Russ Jones what he knows about Chelsea. He has after all a predilection younger women. Perhaps but the Ambridge Socialist thinks others may be in the frame
At last an Archers listener is on the throne
With the appointment of 73 year old Charlie as King and his special friend Camilla as Queen there are at last after more than 70 years Archers listeners on the throne. A visit is expected and the Ambridge Socialist will of course be organising a Roll on the Red Republic protest
In Other News
Alastair has postponed his birthday party at the Bull
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