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The Ambridge Socialist: we back Chelsea Horrobin’s right to choose

In Uncategorized on September 25, 2022 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

25th September

Chelsea Horrobin’s Right to Choose

Chelsea still hasn’t officially made the decision on whether to keep her baby or have an abortion. Tracy has tried to help but Chelsea enlisted the help of Alistair on issues relating to the father now revealed to be Ben Archer. The Ambridge Socialist backs Chelsea’s right to choose

Shula has almost left for Sunderland

Dan, Shula’s son with the late SDP supporter Mark Hebden, has reappeared from the Army and helped Shula to pack a suitcase. Warm clothes are required for a stay ‘Oop North, although Wearside does have clothes shops. Whether the residents of Sunderland will be particularly interested in advice from a resident of Ambridge we will no doubt find out. However the BBC has revealed that after 51 years in Ambridge Shula (Judy Bennett) will not be coming back. Now that truly is the end of an era

In Other News

Martha’s naming ceremony has taken place. There was no fighting between Archers and Horrobins

Jim revealed that he planned to watch the Queen’s funeral on TV because it was an historic occasion. We didn’t get to find out what he made of it or whether any Ambridge residents joined *the queue*

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