The Ambridge Socialist
16th October
News of the Class Struggle in Borsetshire
Phwoar in an Ambridge Hot Tub
The shower scene with Jolene and the late Sid is part of Ambridge history but now we have the hot tub. Helen could feel the bubbles creeping up her thigh and that was before she and Lee were joined by Joy and Mick. Will it start an Ambridge hot tub craze…
Church Window. Central Committee says ‘yes’
Alan the Vicar does not want a window in the Church celebrating the Archers Dynasty paid for by the Godmother Peggy. He is in a minority of one on the Church Central Committee where forelock tuggers of Ambridge dominate. He will have to reflect as Lenin did on what is to be done
Pigeon Life
Meanwhile in an effort to clear pigeons from St Stephens Alan has succeeded in smashing the Jack Woolley window. It’s an omen.
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