Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 23rd October
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THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL. Round Two
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt has creaked open on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2022 poll with the second round of the poll now open.
Laurence Fox and Ted Cruz won the first round and go forward to the final Follicle Frenzy round
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, facial hair is part of Halloween tradition. We aim every year to subvert some of the pogonophobia that lies behind that, while looking in a light hearted way at ‘scary’ beards.
Scary Beard of Halloween 2022
James Corden
Richard Branson
Laurence Fox
Ted Cruz
Neil Hamilton
Jonathan Gullis MP
Antony Worrall Thompson
David Warner
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