Beard Liberation Front
26th October
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has called on Jacob Rees Mogg to grow a beard of political defeat. He resigned as a Minister on 25th October and becomes a backbench MP.
The campaigners say that there is a tradition of beard growth after a political defeat going back to Al Gore’s narrow failure to become US President in 2000.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Jacob Rees Mogg’s great great grandfather Henry Stiles Savory had a magnificent beard. A similar one would add gravitas to Mr Rees Mogg’s political future
Following concerns by BLF supporters a consultative vote is being held on whether to pursue or withdraw the call. Vote at the link below:
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