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The Scariest Halloween Beard Poll: Follicle Frenzy Final

In Uncategorized on October 26, 2022 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 26th October

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THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL. Follicle Frenzy Final

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt has creaked firmly open on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2022 poll with voting in the Follicle Frenzy Final now open.

Laurence Fox and Ted Cruz won the first round and are joined by Neil Oliver and Jonathan Gullis in the final Follicle Frenzy round

The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.

The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, facial hair is part of Halloween tradition. We aim every year to subvert some of the pogonophobia that lies behind that,  while looking in a light hearted way at ‘scary’ beards.

Scary Beard of Halloween 2022

James Corden

Richard Branson

Laurence Fox

Ted Cruz

Neil Hamilton

Jonathan Gullis MP

Neil Oliver

David Warner

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