Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 30th October
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Tory MP Jonathan Gullis voted Scary Beard of Halloween
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt has creaked firmly open on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2022 poll with Tory MP Jonathan Gullis shaving GB News presenter Neil Oliver for the annual Award
Laurence Fox and Ted Cruz won the first round of voting and were joined by Neil Oliver and Jonathan Gullis in the final Follicle Frenzy round. Gullis shaved Oliver 46% to 28%
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner often wins by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, facial hair is part of Halloween tradition. We aim every year to subvert some of the pogonophobia that lies behind that, while looking in a light hearted way at ‘scary’ beards. Jonathan Gullis lost his Ministerial job this week so hopefully he will see his victory as a consolation
Scary Beard of Halloween 2022
James Corden
Richard Branson
Laurence Fox
Ted Cruz
Neil Hamilton
Jonathan Gullis MP
Neil Oliver
David Warner
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