The Ambridge Socialist
27th November
The Archer Dynasty is ‘moving on’ from ‘lowlife’ Vince Casey
Vince ‘lowlife’ Casey continues to demand his money back from David & Rooth. He has now also added a further demand for £8K which is the cost of the New Zealand holiday for Beth and Ben that he (may) have paid for. Despite Jill’s claim that selling 4 acres of land at Hollowtree will undermine the future of the Archers Dynasty the sale is going ahead. David was rightly doubtful of an offer from Brian, no doubt seeking to exploit the crisis for his own ends. Fortunately another offer for just half the land has resolved the matter. For now
Meanwhile Rooth and David have been hardly speaking and Jill has moved out. Time for the Grundys and Horrobins to act
Paul, Ruairi & JW too
Ruairi has been out with Paul but he wants Ruairi to drop JW if a relationship is to be involved. Paul has potential
The Ambridge Choir & Whamageddon
Neil and Fallon have started an Ambridge choir to sing Christmas classics. Whamageddon at the Bull beckons. That is unless Joleen’s rival choir gets there first.
Jill has been stirring it up at the Bull
Stir Up Sunday is the last Sunday before Advent in the Anglican & Catholic churches. Like many traditions it is one little mentioned by traditionalists
The key modern feature of the day has been to mix the Christmas pudding ready to mature for 25th December a month off.
One place where Stir Up Sunday is sometimes marked is Ambridge & Jill Archer was certainly stirring it up at the Bull (where she is in exile). That is both the pudding & her bigoted views.
It’s just as well they’ve never heard of Lidl in Ambridge
In Other News
Paul is planning to organise an Xmas Surgery at the Vets…
If the Archers represent the ruling class in Ambrdge, they are absentee landlords! You hardly every hear from Brian or Jenny.