CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
3rd December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
Campaign For Real Santas praises those who promote the Beard Power of Santa
The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, has said that it has identified a range of Santas who, while not having genuine organic beards, are paying tribute to the positive power of Santa’s beard
The campaign promotes real Santas with genuine beards by warning people to be aware of absurd false bearded Santas as the busiest pre-Christmas shopping weekends get underway.
The Campaigners say that with unemployment and under-employment amongst mature men over 50, there are limited reasons for anyone to use an assistant Santa who does not have a real beard.
At the same time the Campaign is also keen to encourage more female Santas with organic knitted beards.
Campaigners are urging parents and children to demand that Santas vigorously tug their beards as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not.
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, while there are Santas out there with genuine beards and others with ridiculous fake ones, there are also Santas who seeking to pay tribute to the beard power that Santa has.
THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
1 Ask the Santa to tug their beard. If it comes away, then the Santa may be FAKE
2 If the beard remains intact ask the Santa to tug their beard again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard or an acceptable alternative.
Notes
The Organic Santa of 2022 will be named on December 18th. In 2020 and 2021 Michael Rosen shaved Brian Blessed for the annual honour
The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front
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