Ambridge Socialist
1st January
We need to talk about David
There have been some insights into the mindset of convicted badger killer David Archer this week. He was unable to compute why Ben, who has health issues, is taking a break from his course until September continuing his generally unempathetic attitude. He also talked on the 12th anniversary of the death of Nigel Pargetter about how he may have put Nigel in harm’s way by encouraging him to go on the roof of Lower Loxley on that icy early January night to take Christmas decorations down. Nigel Pargetter’s death remains unexplained.
Tracy & Jazzer Dream Team
It’s the Ambridge proletarian partnership of the decade. Bourgeois marriage should not be central to it.
Snell cancels Jakob’s sprout story
Lynda Snell’s Christmas stories were launched at the Tea Rooms on 29th December. She cancelled Jakob’s fascinating tale about why he doesn’t like sprouts claiming that it was boring. Not so boring apparently that Rylan didn’t get to discuss his dislike of sprouts with Mary Berry on TV before Christmas
George Grundy
George is tedious
Tony plays the guitar
This week is presumably the last we’ll hear about Tony and the guitar he probably didn’t really want in the 1960s and certainly doesn’t want now. We can only hope that in 2023 that the tendency of the Archers to fill up space with issues not even vaguely related to anything Ambridge related will lessen. A bit.
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