Beard Liberation Front
21st February
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has announced a renewed inquiry into a crisis in the Beard Power of Liverpool FCs manager Jurgen Klopp.
Liverpool lost 5.2 to Real Madrid in a Champions League game against Real Madrid at Anfield on Tuesday managed only a goal free draw against Crystal Palace on Saturday evening.
The campaigners say that the Klopp beard crisis appears to be deep rooted and attention will focus on whether the follicles have lost direction after the World Cup break.
BLF Beard specialists will be looking in detail again at the performance of Klopp’s beard in recent games to see if there is a pattern of declining beard power.
BLF specialists have previously advised back to the roots strategy
1 Trim the beard right back
2 Inspect for follicle damage, split ends etc
3 Start re-growth and monitor on a daily basis
The BLF Beard Advisory Team will keep the Klopp beard crisis under review and report further
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