The Ambridge Socialist
Reporting the class struggle in Borsetshire
Special Bulletin
30th January
Self-styled farmer Jeremy Clarkson must be banned from Ambridge
The Times has reported dissent from locals over Jeremy Clarkson’s Cotswold Farm, Diddly Squat. Bigot and misogynist Clarkson has been refused permission by the local Council to open a restaurant and increase car parking spaces. The Council’s view is that Clarkson’s farm shop takes business from other similar outlets in the area that sell superior produce.
The Times reports that many locals dislike Clarkson’s presence but he claims they are all incomers from London.
The Ambridge Socialist is concerned that the current crisis in ruling class Ambridge, with the future of Home Farm under threat with the death of Jennifer Aldridge, may lead Clarkson to shift his operations to Ambridge. It has no farm shop, Tony and Pat’s veg box operation is admirable but not quite on Clarkson’s scale. It also has a non-interventionist Council.
Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, we think Clarkson should be banned from Ambridge. There are some dodgy characters in the village and then there is the owner of Diddly Sqat.
Pat and Tony’s Farm shop?