Beard Liberation Front
4th February
Premiership Technical Area Beard Power. Dyche shaves Arteta, Klopp in crisis
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Everton’s Premiership victory over Arsenal has underlined the importance of Managerial Beard Power in the Technical Area.
Arsenal’s Arteta has been named Manager of the Month but he was comprehensively bearded by Dyche on Saturday.
Liverpool lost 3-0 to Wolverhampton on Saturday leaving them determinedly mid-table in the Premiership where they are more often found in the Top 4 Champions League places.
The campaigners say that the Klopp beard crisis appears to be deep rooted and attention will focus on whether the follicles have lost direction after the World Cup break.
BLF Beard specialists have looked in detail at the performance of Klopp’s beard in recent games to see if there is a pattern of declining beard power.
Interim Update
BLF specialists are advising a back to the roots strategy
1 Trim the beard right back
2 Inspect for follicle damage, split ends etc
3 Start re-growth and monitor on a daily basis
The BLF Beard Advisory Team will keep the Klopp beard crisis under review and report further
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