Beard Liberation Front
26th February
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Chelsea face a beard crisis as the team lost 2-0 to London rivals Spurs on Sunday.
Complaints have been rising about Chelsea manager Graham Potter, who is arguably the most hirsute manager in the Premiership
The Beard Liberation Front says that evidence suggests that many of the issues with Potter relate to beard hatred from a secrion of Chelsea fans. However compared to the Beard Power that Potter had when managing Brighton its clear that his arrival at Stamford Bridge has led to a follicle crisis.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, there is a hirsute dialectic at work at Chelsea. Graham Potter’s beard is not on top form and the more Chelsea beard haters complain, the worse it gets.
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