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Tory Minister Cleverly will not feature on Beard of Spring 2023 shortlist

In Uncategorized on March 3, 2023 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

3rd March

Contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett 07803 167266

Tory Minister Cleverly will not feature on Beard of Spring 2023 Shortlist

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Tory Minister James Cleverly will not feature on the Beard of Spring 2023 shortlist.

Cleverly who has long been vaguely hirsute has now developed a fuller and impressive beard. However the campaigners say that because of the Minister’s close association with the very un-beard friendly policies of the current Government he will not feature on the Beard of Spring 2023 shortlist due to be announced on 25th March

The Beard of Spring is the second of four seasonal awards, the winners of which go through to the annual Beard of the Year contest in December. The Beard of Spring is traditionally announced on Easter Saturday.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, of course James Cleverly now has an excellent beard. However the Beard Liberation Front is about promoting positive images of the hirsute and here the Minister has a significant issue.

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