Beard Liberation Front
5th March
Klopp Beard Crisis resolved after Beard Liberation Front advice. Ten Hag under investigation
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has announced a successful conclusion to the Beard Power crisis of Liverpool FCs manager Jurgen Klopp.
Klopp returned to full Beard Power at Anfield on Sunday after Liverpool beat Manchester United by a record 7-0
The Klopp crisis came after Liverpool lost 5.2 to Real Madrid in a Champions League game against Real Madrid at Anfield.
The campaigners say that the Klopp beard crisis was deep rooted and attention focused on whether the follicles had lost direction after the World Cup break.
BLF Beard specialists looked in detail at the performance of Klopp’s beard in recent games to see if there was a pattern of declining beard power and advised a back to the roots strategy
For Ten Hag a different strategy is required as his Beard Power crisis is most likely to be due to over trimming.
BLF specialists have advised a ‘hands off’ strategy for Ten Hag
1 Leave the beard alone, removing split ends and washing aside
2 Allow the beard to flourish in line with Beard Liberation Front, no trimming, Lent guidelines*
3 Check for growth and monitor on a daily basis
- BLF Lent advice is secular and based on the time of year
The BLF Beard Advisory Team will keep the Klopp beard crisis under review and report further
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