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Gary Lineker heads Beard of Spring shortlist

In Uncategorized on March 31, 2023 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

31st March

Gary Lineker heads Beard of Spring shortlist

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the Beard of Spring 2023 shortlist has now been finalised with the winner revealed after an on-line vote on Easter Saturday.

Beard of Spring is the second of four seasonal awards that go towards the annual Beard of the Year vote in December.

The campaigners say that Foreign Secretary James Cleverley and backbench Tory MP Jonathan Gullis will not feature as they have failed to meet the criteria.

In the first Close Shave round Michael Sheen (55%) and Gary Lineker (31%) went through to the Beard Off Final

The criteria are:

A beard worn during the season in the public eye

Presenting a positive image of the hirsute

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we’re expecting hairs to bristle in the vote for this coveted seasonal accolade

Beard of Spring shortlist

Gary Lineker: defender of refugees

Steve Bell: Coronation chronicler

Harry Kane: top England goal scorer

Michael Sheen, refused to cross UCU picket line

Mikel Arteta, Manager of top Premiership football club

Olivier Giroud: top hair/beard combo

Jon Trickett MP, Engels lecture

Jeremy Corbyn MP, being himself

One Response to “Gary Lineker heads Beard of Spring shortlist”

  1. Michael Mullan's avatar

    Still no room for Oscar-winning Belfast actor James Martin?

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