The Ambridge Socialist
14th May
Is Freddie being victimised for Slavery painting damage?
A painting depicting slavery which was removed from display at Lower Loxley has been found slashed. Suspicion seems to be falling on Freddie Pargetter who had to face opposition in his efforts to get the picture taken down. Certainly that appears to be the view of the Daily Telegraph readers group, sometimes known as the Trustees of Lower Loxley. The Ambridge Socialist says there is no evidence that Freddie was involved and plenty that he is being victimised.
Eurovision
The arrival of former Beard of the Year winner Rylan at The Bull was awaited by some but in the meanwhile the Archers was heavily promoting Eurovision this year. Full marks to Eddie Grundy for a humorous song about Sgt Knacker Burns, even if he did like it. Sadly we didn’t get David Archer’s version of Forever Young.
Rylan declined to stay at either Ambridge Hall or Brookfield and instead found lodgings with Mick
Electric Cars
Jazzer has been hit by an electric car and his leg is in plaster. Meanwhile Ardil has revealed to Lilian that his late wife was killed in an electric car collision. Are electric cars more dangerous than others? Perhaps it’s just the people that drive them… In Jazzer’s case the car driver was surely Justin Elliott
Spectre of The Titchener
Titchener looms. Once again Tory law and order fails
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