The Ambridge Socialist
28th May
Will franchise cricket come to Ambridge?
The cricket season has started in Ambridge, as elsewhere beyond the professional game. Football is little mentioned although we know Jazzer is a Celtic fan. Cricket though is a consistent feature of BBC reports from Ambridge
This year the long running single wicket competition has been replaced by a village T20. There has been an issue about which side Chris will be on, Tracy’s or Tom’s. The big issue however is whether franchise cricket will come to Ambridge. There are some potential South Asian players and a Botham has already been mentioned
Public Meeting on EV charging station
A full report will appear in next week’s issue of the Ambridge Socialist. We are for not for profit electric vehicle charging run by local communities
What will be in Brian’s Will and what is the future of Home Farm?
Ruling class dynasty wars have been a feature of Ambridge life for a while. The issue of what Brian might put in his will is the latest focus. This assumes of course that Brian is departing. We are not so sure
Titchener: we say lock him up
The Titchener saga continues. Why there has been no Editorial in the Daily Mail demanding his arrest and imprisonment for being an ill-intentioned individual (which he is) continues to be a mystery.
Hen Party
Tracy had her hen party at the newly refurbished Grey Gables bar courtesy of Oliver, who it may be recalled had previously shut the place and sacked all the staff. It sounded like a chance to get the names of some favourite cocktails socialised but the Ambridge Socialist remains happy with a pint of Shires.
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